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Living in the Big Apple for nearly 3 years now made me believe that I am a Z-list celebrity with an A+ body. Rawr. I may just be the only person girlier than Barbie - who uses the term “open-mouth kiss” un-ironically (as in “Oh, Mummykins, no! I didn’t open-mouth kiss him for two months!”). Mark my words, I will be one of the most remarkable people you will ever have had the honor of knowing: you may just wanna bottle me up, lol. Want more? Click my kitty!
For questions, comments or even suggestions (like I would listen to you, please, jk), click on my Subway card.
I ♥ NY!
Original design by John Oxton | Illustration by Denis Radenkovic | Modified for Tumblr by Christian Montoya | This design is released under a Creative Commons license
