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I'm the (self-proclaimed) third Wakefield twin.
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Living in the Big Apple for nearly 3 years now made me believe that I am a Z-list celebrity with an A+ body. Rawr. I may just be the only person girlier than Barbie - who uses the term “open-mouth kiss” un-ironically (as in “Oh, Mummykins, no! I didn’t open-mouth kiss him for two months!”). Mark my words, I will be one of the most remarkable people you will ever have had the honor of knowing: you may just wanna bottle me up, lol. Want more? Click my kitty!
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23rd October 2010

Not the Big Bang Theory.

Placing lol’s at any part of any sentence will make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness. 

Ex. 1 - Doctor House Paradigm
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer. 

Ex 2 - The Blasphemy Continuum
Jesus: Take this, all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol. 

Ex 3 - The Forever Alone Hypothesis
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

(Plugging eczema treatments …)

Tagged: I'm just bored.