Important Health Information.
One of my best friends is a Nurse. He has told me a lot of nerdy facts but there are only two that I will never forget.
- Never get into a car bursting to pee because if you are in a car accident there is a chance that your bladder will burst making you very sick.
- When your snot is clear there isn’t anything wrong with you. When your snot is yellow it means you have an infection.
It’s because of him that I must always “check” when I blow my nose. Ladies and Gents, I officially have an infection. My self-diagnosis (because I don’t go to doctors, I use the internetzzz) is flu— electric blanket weather, here we come.
