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Living in the Big Apple for nearly 3 years now made me believe that I am a Z-list celebrity with an A+ body. Rawr. I may just be the only person girlier than Barbie - who uses the term “open-mouth kiss” un-ironically (as in “Oh, Mummykins, no! I didn’t open-mouth kiss him for two months!”). Mark my words, I will be one of the most remarkable people you will ever have had the honor of knowing: you may just wanna bottle me up, lol. Want more? Click my kitty!
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I never realized that my heart had the capacity to love, the way that I do, bacon. You know, I love my mother - whatever; but it’s not the same - bacon love is just your heart overflowing, sometimes even tachycarding.
It’s true when they say, “True love only happens once in a lifetime … But bacon can happen seven times a day - if you want it to.” or “Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all of eternity.” Hay, I feel so loved. Thank you, bacon! I’ll see you at breakfast tomorrow.
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I never realized that my heart had the capacity to love, the way that I do, bacon. You know, I love my mother - whatever; but it’s not the same - bacon love is just your heart overflowing, sometimes even tachycarding.

It’s true when they say, “True love only happens once in a lifetime … But bacon can happen seven times a day - if you want it to.” or “Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all of eternity.” Hay, I feel so loved. Thank you, bacon! I’ll see you at breakfast tomorrow.

A link that may/may not be related to this entry : personal injury attorney Tucson.

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