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Living in the Big Apple for nearly 3 years now made me believe that I am a Z-list celebrity with an A+ body. Rawr. I may just be the only person girlier than Barbie - who uses the term “open-mouth kiss” un-ironically (as in “Oh, Mummykins, no! I didn’t open-mouth kiss him for two months!”). Mark my words, I will be one of the most remarkable people you will ever have had the honor of knowing: you may just wanna bottle me up, lol. Want more? Click my kitty!
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An accumulation of some sort.

I’m an avid collector… Now, don’t get the term “collector” confused with being a pack rat because I only collect things with serious monetary value.


Like, when I was five, I was really … financially aware … and so I collected stickers - mostly ones that were unicorn shaped, and had funky oogly glitters. Yup! Because those are very, and I mean, VERY! tradable in today’s stock market.



So I did that … And then, when I got a little bit older, I switched to NBA cards. Um, not because I liked playing basketball (I’m very girly-girl if you can’t tell!) or because I enjoyed the game (in fact I didn’t even understand it then) … but for some reason, it was something people my age collected and so I had to have them, obviously! I probably collected close to three hundred, including the famous Michael Jordan’s - which at one point in time was the most prestigious one to own - and was definitely going to be my retirement fund.



In the latter years of high school, I turned to anything monkeys : more particularly, the Paul Frank kind. I actually had a whole drawer’s worth of those … ‘cause you know, it was going to make me rich / it was going to be my college fund. So, instead of getting into the Forex Trading like how a normal person would, I’d spend my entire savings on stuffed chimps … because duh, baboons were going to change my life forever.




I have, long since, moved on from such trivial things. Ugh, youth, I can’t believe it! I’m proud to say that I collect something with much more substantial value now…

MAKEUP.

But don’t tell anyone that because I do not want the whole world to know that makeup is really going to affect, you know, how the global market progresses (kinect).

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