January 2012
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November 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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WatchThis impending hurricane is making me paranoid! It’s also making me want to go back to this day (at Coney Island).:s
July 2011
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June 2011
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April 2011
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January 2011
3 posts
December 2010
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October 2010
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Not the Big Bang Theory.
Placing lol’s at any part of any sentence will make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness. Ex. 1 - Doctor House Paradigm Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer. Ex 2 - The Blasphemy Continuum Jesus: Take this, all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol. Ex 3 - The Forever Alone Hypothesis Me: Will you marry me? Lol.
(Plugging eczema treatments …)
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The next time someone replies back with a "K.",...
K? K what? K the letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”. So your reply is “Kidding”? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
(I APPROVE OF THIS, HEE. Receiving K’s are as annoying as payday loans - or so they say…)
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DVRs are Great.
Guest post by Jewel Cole.
Being away from home means I have to miss my favorite shows. I don’t have to worry about that anymore now that I have DVR service with my satellite TV from directstartv.com. I thought it was going to be hard but it is the easiest thing I have ever operated. Before I leave it just set it to record my favorite shows like Super Natural, NCIS and the Real Housewives...
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Important Health Information.
One of my best friends is a Nurse. He has told me a lot of nerdy facts but there are only two that I will never forget.
Never get into a car bursting to pee because if you are in a car accident there is a chance that your bladder will burst making you very sick.
When your snot is clear there isn’t anything wrong with you. When your snot is yellow it means you have an infection.
It’s because...
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Subway Shorts: Worst Commute To Date
It started when I was slammed in between the doors getting on the 6 train. Big deal, that happens all the time, I shook it off.
Then, when I was getting off the 6 train, someone accidently kicked my flip flop off and it flew across the platform and into the 4/5 train on the other side. I decided to go after it, and the train doors closed before I could get off. Fifteen minutes later, I was...
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You...
know what I want more than anything in the world right now?
To talk to you by the exit signs, to be with you, this very instant. I want to sit across from you, Indian-style, and look into your eyes and see for myself exactly how they change color in the light.
I want to hold your hand in the palm of mine, and trace every line with my fingertips.
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Random.
And we have come to this. Finally, my last entry for the day - which makes 12 all in all. The PU2B sheriff has been extra nice to me this week; I can’t wait for Friday to withdraw my Paypal funds, yey!
I know I’ve mentioned on numerous occasions how I’ve stopped buying books since my move here, and how it’s because of the neighborhood libraries, right? Well, a couple of...
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Don't you wish your baby was as cute as me?
I was very cute as I child. Okay, calm down, before you all go: “What happened?!?” on me - let me tell you this … Number one, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, of course; and number two, oh fuck you! :-3
Look at me here with my stunnaz on! Tell me you don’t love me? <3 <3 <3 My yaya (nanny) is obviously very happy to be taking care of such an adorbz bibi. On...
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"You can buy all the makeup that MAC can make."
I started getting into the awesome world of makeup a little over a year ago because of the YouTube beauty community. Living vicariously through my favorite gurus’ every tutorial, every haul and every review was the highlight of my life back then. Day by day I would check my subscription box in the hopes of finding new videos to watch.
After showers, I would look at my then quaint...
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An accumulation of some sort.
I’m an avid collector… Now, don’t get the term “collector” confused with being a pack rat because I only collect things with serious monetary value.
Like, when I was five, I was really … financially aware … and so I collected stickers - mostly ones that were unicorn shaped, and had funky oogly glitters. Yup! Because those are very, and I mean,...
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